Dating Confessions Vol. 17: Dear, Mr. BIG Stuff

By: Sebastien “@TheGayBestie” Gaudin

 

Have you met him yet?

 

Well if not let me warn you now. He’s that guy the struts around like he has ultimate answer to all problems right between his legs. Yup, you’re familiar with him now aren’t you? He has a walk of confidence and a presence that’s undeniably attractive. Then it happens, the moment when you first see the “tree trunk”. GASP.

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Lets tell the truth sometimes it’s just too big and intimidating. The idea of climbing the tree quickly turns into “beating” around the bush.

 

Although some chicks like to pose as if they can handle any size others will keep it real and ask for the “Get Out of Jail Free Card”. Sex is suppose to be about pleasure and maybe a little pain, but the idea of a tree trunk attempting to enter a doughnut hole is just not going to work.

 

I remember in my college when a girlfriend of mine mentioned the moment she was ready to give up her v-card. Once she saw his equipment the story changed rather quickly. That was all the proof she needed to listen to her mother and wait for the right moment or right guy.

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We all have our preferences and ideal sizes. Some of us like them thick, short, long, or wide, but too big can become a problem. OUCH!

 

For myself I’ve learned bigger isn’t always better. Call me lame, but I thrive off passion and mental stimulation. There has to be a connection to have me going. Don’t get it wrong size does matter, but it has to have the right girth and length too.

I’ll pass on the peanuts and tree trunks just pass me the banana please!

 

“So Mr. BIG Stuff you’re never ganna get my love”

 

XoXo

About The Writer

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As a New Jersey native it came as no surprise when Sebastien, birthed a knack for talking and writing. During his college days the young blogger gained experience through international talkers such as The Maury Show and The Mo’nique Show. After years of interning and assisting the aspiring journalist threw caution to the wind and launched The Gay Bestie, LLC.  

 

The lifestyle and culture company provides a different spin on love, sex, relationships, and fashion.  #TGB focuses on the 21st Century woman and her loyal companion, other known as the gay bestie. Readers will find discussions that are usually held behind closed doors placed in the forefront to totally meet the needs of all. No, topic is ever off limits.

 

So ladies brace yourselves because Sebastien is taking you places where you’ll be sure to blush and share a laugh! He’s giving exactly what’s been missing. Grab you’re favorite beverage (i.e. red wine), sit back, and prepare to gab about this with your girlfriends the minute you see them.

Sebastien "@TheGayBestie" Gaudin

As a New Jersey native it came to no surprise when Sebastien birthed a knack for writing. During his college days the young blogger gained experience through international talkers such as The Maury Show and The Mo’nique Show. After years of interning and assisting the aspiring journalist threw caution to the wind and launched The Gay Bestie, LLC. Ladies brace yourselves because Sebastien is taking you places where you’ll be sure to blush and share a laugh! He’s giving exactly what’s been missing. Grab you’re favorite beverage (i.e. red wine), sit back, and prepare to gab about this with your girlfriends the minute you see them.

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