A Febreeze Bottle!? Groupie Threatens to sue August Alsina for Sexual Injuries!

Hit R & B singer, August Alsina, has had one helluva a year when it comes to bad press. First he is beefing with Trey Songs, then he gets Keshia Chante together on “106th & Park,” then just a few weeks ago he stopped his concert to find a hat someone in the audience had taken from him. Yeah, Mr. Alsina is going to have to work on his public relations ASAP. However, that may have to take a backseat to this latest accusation brought against him from a fan he allegedly hooked up with. He met the girl in Virginia after one of his shows after she paid for her own plane ticket to come and see him. He was “nice enough” to give her some backstage passes and tickets to his show, but when they got to the hotel room things got a lot more interesting.

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Apparently, she had a lot more fun– but even more pain, check out what she told “Hip Hop Wired:”

“I admit I was the aggressor at first. We kissed hard and I practically ripped his clothes off literally. He got into it and let me play rough with him. But when I took off his underwear LAWD JESUS I didn’t know d*kcs like that existed. No lie MTO that thing has to be a foot long and thick. It looks like a bottle of Febreeze. When I saw his thing I was like whoa, you’re going to have to go slow with that. He did at first. It hurt at first. Then I started loving it. After a while he started going in real deep, he pumping me and putting all his weight behind it. It felt good until I felt a pop. Somehow his big d*ck hit something he shouldn’t. I felt so much pain my legs started shaking. I swear it must have happened to him before because he immediately stopped and started asking if I was OK. I told him I was, but I wasn’t because blood was dripping out of me and I couldn’t walk. He had his security team drive me to the hospital and I was there for 4 days with a ruptured cervix. Doctors say that I lost so much blood that I could have died. Now I’m considering suing August for my pain and suffering. He’s been cool about everything but I think I should be compensated for being injured like that. He should be more careful with that thing in his pants.”

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The unidentified woman says his oversized penis ruptured her cervix. I am skeptical that this is true, but in a recent interview with “The Sana G Morning Show” he did not deny these claims and even jokes about sending groupies to the hospital and not worrying about being sued. I just hope he made like a BET infomercial and decided to “Rap it up!” On a lighter note, we are sure Febreeze appreciates the free publicity August’s latest shenanigans is bringing them!

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